Al and Joe, Henry and Ro

HI, I'm Allison!

Charlottean, NC State Alum, transplant Atlantan

Married, gainfully employed and trying to fake it 'til I make it in basically all categories

Topics covered: life in the peach state, the adventures of Henry and Ronin, pretty dresses, etc.

The etcetera portion will likely include instances of me making a fool of myself and food I like.

Welcome.

On The Bachelor

I invested four hours of my weekend catching up on The Bachelor. That’s commitment. It’s also my only hope of staying in the pool at work. [my bets for top 3: Kacie B., Jennifer, Courtney].

In last week’s episode, Jennifer got a one-on-one date with our boy, San Fran Ben, who I actually don’t like one iota [can we all just agree that he is mediocre looking? My mailman at work sweeps him in the looks department]. On this date, Jennifer was required to do the following:

  • wear a bikini 
  • with a harness over it
  • and a helmet designed for a newborn with a misshapen head
  • then endure a 30+ foot drop that ends with her underwater [thank the Lord above that she appeared to be wearing waterproof mascara]
  • all while on national television

This girl already deserves the win.

  1. joannafreed said: he is SO nasally, and THAT HAIR. ugh.
  2. everydayk said: The bikini/harness combo was just cruel.
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